Ski Paradoxes

Bravado is the best inoculation against injury.
 
The cheaper your season pass the less days you will actually go skiing.
 
The more famous a ski resort is for its powder snow the more difficult it is to find powder there.
 
The more you practice with your avalanche transceiver the less likely you are to be caught in an avalanche.
 
The older I get the better I was.
 
The more expensive your ski outfit the less vertical metres you’ll ski in it.
 
The best avalanche forecasters die in avalanches.
 
The more you wax your skis the more you have to… wax your skis.
 
You only ski at your best when you’ve scared yourself past the point of fear.
 
Your best ski day ever is always…your last day’s skiing.
 
There are always lots of good reasons not to go skiing. None of them are any good.
 
The frothiest skiers in May, hardly ski a September day…
 
The more ski videos you watch the less days you’ll get on the hill.